Entry 2: Jack Attack!!! (...this is a long one. lol!)

(***Sorry it took so long to get to you guys!!! I'm working on the Kellan one right now!! Enjoy! cheers

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The Kidnapper Chronicles: Diaries of the Obsessive Fangirls
Entry 2: Jack Attack!!
(Objective: Jackson Rathbone)

“Meg…” Courtney said tentatively. “I’m nervous...”
Meg finished securing her tan trench coat around her waist. “What the heck are you nervous about?”
Courtney sighed. “Well, the LAST time we did this, it didn’t work.”
“Well… we’ll just have to make this one work then, won’t we?” She picked up a large pair of bright orange and pink sunglasses. “Now tie your trench coat around you tightly! OH! And don’t forget your sunglasses!” She tossed Courtney a pair that was identical except a loud and splashy yellow and green.
“Right!” Courtney said, catching them easily.
Meg turned and headed for the door.
“Um, Meg…” Courtney whined. “Can we switch glasses? The orange ones look better on me…”
Meg shot her an incredulous look before removing her glasses and handing them over. “FINE…jeez …”
Courtney happily threw her sunglasses at Meg and slid the new ones on and smiled widely. “Yeeeeah…” She cooed looking in the mirror with a nod.
“Now can we go?” Meg asked impatiently putting her own on.
“Yep, I’m good!”
The girls crept out into the hall, looking around to make sure they were alone. When they determined that the coast was clear they closed the door behind them and started down the hall toward the elevator.
The sound of a door opening made them stop dead in their tracks. Kellan emerged from a nearby room with his back to them, looking rather god-like in just a pair of swimming trunks. A large, red raft was slung under one of his particularly muscular arms.
Just as he was about to turn Meg grabbed the back of Courtney’s coat and dragged her into the stairwell.
“OMG!” Courtney squealed.
“Shh!” Megan warned, pointing at Kellan.
Courtney slapped a hand over her mouth, looking alarmed. “OMG!” She hissed. “He’s shirtless! Is that a floatie thing?”
“YES, Courtney, now BE QUIET for a minute!”
“Sorry!” Courtney squeaked.
Kellan strolled by casually, not noticing the two girls hunched over in the stairwell.
“Damn!” Courtney said, whistling low and watching him walk away. “That boy is FINE…”
“Courtney!!” Meg cautioned.
Courtney threw her hand over her face again and coughed loudly. “Sorry…”
Meg peeked out into the hallway. “Ok, the coast is clear! Let’s go!” She ran toward the elevator with Courtney close behind.
Courtney’s foot snagged on the carpet and sent her flying forward into Meg and both of them went careening into the closed elevator doors.
“Courtney!” Meg called again.
“SORRY! It was the carpet! I’m gonna change my name!”
Meg waved her hand in front of Courtney’s face. “SHH!”
Courtney rolled her eyes. “Oh PUH-lease! Who is going to hear us?”
The sound of another door opening caused the two of them to panic.
Meg pushed the button frantically. “Come on, come ON!”
“It’s not wooooorking!” Courtney whispered, as the voices in hallway got louder.
“Thank you, Captain Obvious!” Meg snapped.
The elevator dinged and the two girls scrambled inside frantically.
Meg’s flip-flop caught and she tumbled to the ground, one foot still sticking awkwardly out of the elevator.
Rob’s familiar voice filled their ears. “Hold the elevator please!” He called.
Meg got to her feet clumsily and knocked Courtney into the wall of the elevator in her hurry to get inside. Both girls watched anxiously, bouncing on the balls of their feet, as the doors began to slide closed.
They glanced at each other and sighed in relief, but a hand shot through the small crack in the doors, forcing them open.
The girls stared wide-eyed behind their sunglasses as Rob and Jackson walked into the elevator. Both were dressed like Kellan, only in swimming trunks.
They shuffled themselves into the back corner of the elevator, pushing their glasses further up their noses.
“Well, thank you…” Rob muttered sarcastically.
“Yeah. Very nice.” Jackson added.
Courtney coughed rather obviously and then spoke in a dramatically lowered voice. “Sorry about that… we just have a, um…fear of elevator doors…”
Meg nodded her agreement. “Yeah.”
Rob raised one eyebrow. “Sure.” He turned his back on them.
Meg reached up and pulled her sunglasses down, looking over the top of them at Jackson and Rob’s bare backs and shoulders.
Courtney not so softly elbowed her.
“Oh!” Megan hissed, “Like you weren’t LOOKING!”
“I’m sorry, did you say something?” Rob asked, eyeing them suspiciously.
“NO!” Both said, too quickly, in unison.
Rob turned back around with a slightly annoyed look on his face and Courtney coughed again, pointing at Rob’s butt. She giggled stupidly.
Meg rolled her eyes.
Courtney bit her bottom lip and a mischievous look crossed her face. Meg noticed and her eyes widened. “Whatever you’re about to-”
Just then, the elevator stopped at the first floor. As they were getting off Courtney pretended to stumble into Rob and then reached out and grabbed his butt.
Courtney straightened up. “Oh! I’m SO sorry about that, sir!”
“Did…did you just grab my arse?” Rob asked.
Meg reached out and quickly pulled Courtney back over to her. “No, sir. I’m sure she didn’t.” she hissed through her teeth.
Courtney shook her head innocently. “No… I would NEVER do anything like that… Unless I was asked…”
Meg pinched Courtney under the arm. She yelped loudly but then covered it up with a broad smile.
“You know… you kind of look familiar…”
“So do you.” Meg shot back.
“Well, I am an actor…” Rob said, uncertainly.
“I’m sure you are.” Courtney said, grabbing Meg’s hand and pulling her past them out and around the corner.
“OMG! That was close!” Meg said anxiously.
“OMG! He has the nicest asssssss!” Courtney looked down at her hand lovingly.
“Could you please FOCUS?” Meg scolded stomping her foot.
“HUP! Ahem… sorry.”
“Ok, so how are we going to get in there without them knowing we followed them?” Meg asked.
Courtney looked around. “WAIT! I have an idea!” She ran over to the sitting area. “LOOK OVER THERE!” She yelled and pointed across the lobby and then snatched the newspapers out of the hands of the two businessmen sitting there.
They looked around stupidly.
“What are you doing?” Meg asked, shocked.
“Follow me!” She rolled the newspapers up and shoved it into her pocket. “We have to be inconspicuous…” She said, then crouched down and walked sideways across the floor.
Meg rolled her eyes, then moved to follow her, but her foot caught on the leg of a nearby chair and went catapulting into a table.
“Smooth, real smooth,” Courtney muttered. She walked over and dragged Megan up. “Now, come on Klutzy the Clown!” She started toward the pool but didn’t get far before she stumbled, having tripped over nothing in particular but her own feet.
Meg snickered. “Ok, Stumbling Stanley .”
“Shut up! Come on!”[b]
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They darted into the pool area. It was still empty so the girls went to casually sit in the lounge chairs, but Meg's foot slipped and she landed on her bottom. Then with the grace of a drunken monkey she scrambled her way onto the chair. A calming look immediately graced her face and she crossed her legs left over right like nothing had ever happened.
Courtney rolled her eyes.
“What?” Meg asked. “The floor is slippery!” She pulled her newspaper out and opened it, noisily fighting with the pages until the paper opened.
Courtney watched her friend incredulously. “I can’t take you anywhere.”
Meg turned red behind her newspaper.
The door swung open then and Kellan swaggered in, still toting his red raft.
Courtney lowered her newspaper and pushed her glasses up onto her forehead to get a better look at him. “May I just say one more time how FINE that boy is…”
Meg snickered.
A burst of loud laughter let them know that Rob and Jackson entered, laden down with towels and drinks. The girls stared.
Meg gathered herself together first. “Courtney, your sunglasses!” She hissed.
“Right!” She said pulling them back down over her eyes swiftly.
They both watched as the boys strode over to the pool side, their newspapers lowered considerably.
Jackson shot a look their way and they hurriedly pulled them back up, looking at each other.
“Aw crap… We didn’t think about the fact that they would be together down here!” Courtney said. “How are we going to get Jackson alone?”
“Shoot… Um… Right,” Meg said. “I have an idea. BRB.”
“What?” Courtney asked stupidly.
“BRB.” Meg repeated.
“Are you saying BRB?” Courtney asked.
“YES! Be right back! Jeez…” She got up.
“NO! Don’t leave me!” Courtney cried as Megan stood.
Megan stared at her, panicked. “SHH! Just read!” She said pointing to Courtney’s newspaper. She then lifted her own up in front of her face and began side-stepping toward the door.
Kellan moved in her direction, trying to find the best part of pool to park his raft, and she sidled right into him.
Courtney quickly put the newspaper back up in front of her face.
“SORRY!” Meg said, half-running the rest of the way.
“WHOA…Ok…” Kellan exclaimed looking after her. With a shrug he threw his raft into the pool and then dove in after it.
Courtney watched with her mouth hanging open as Kellan came back up glistening and then noticed Rob staring at her with a look of concentration. She quickly lifted the newspaper back up to cover her face.
Meg came jogging back in then, watching her steps under the newspaper. “OK!”
“What did you just do?” Courtney asked anxious curiosity laced in her voice.
“You’ll see!”
The door opened and a waitress walked in, carrying a drink to the side of the pool. “Sir,” she said, addressing Kellan, “this is for you.”
Meg giggled and sat down, the newspaper still in front of her. She hitched the trench coat up so that she would be more comfortable and crossed one long leg over the other.
Jackson gawked at her, cocking his head to the side trying to see past the newspaper. He got a little too close to the pool and lost his balance and fell in, his back hitting the water with a loud SMACK as he dropped to the bottom.
Rob glanced around, confused at the sudden disappearance of his friend.
Kellan frowned and slid rather clumsily from his raft, splashing the waitress in the face. She frowned. He swam to the side and took the glass from her.
“Um…thanks…” His voice was clearly confused and Meg snickered as he examined the tall glass of pink liquid with a bright blue umbrella sticking out of the top.
“YOU ORDERED HIM A DRINK?” Courtney accused loudly.
“SHH!” Meg hissed, sending Courtney a warning glare.
Jackson suddenly resurfaced coolly, looking around to see if anyone had noticed that he’d fallen
Courtney burst into a fit of laughter. “He was TOTALLY checking you out and fell into the pool!”
“REALLY?!” Meg squealed excitedly.
“YES!”
The girls giggled stupidly for another moment until a loud shout caught their attention.
“CANNONBALL!” Rob bellowed, taking a flying leap into the water.
The girls quickly pulled the newspapers back up in front of their faces. They didn’t notice that they were upside down
“OMG! Did you SEE him?” Courtney asked, even though it was obvious Meg had seen.
“Yessss,” Meg said. “That is one SEXY man…”
Courtney sighed longingly. “He makes me thirsty… and other things…WAIT! Why in the HELL did you order him a drink?”
Meg snickered again. “You’ll see…”
“Dude,” Jackson said suddenly to Kellan, snickering, “somebody TOTALLY ordered you a chick’s drink.”
Kellan ignored him and reached for the glass. Both girls watched as he downed the entire thing in one long gulp, their eyes bulging.
“AHH!” Kellan yelled suddenly. “BRAIN FREEZE!”
Both girls started to giggle again but were once again interrupted by Rob, who climbed from the pool, water dripping from his hair and swim trunks, and walked toward the diving board.
Courtney stared after him, her mouth hanging open.
Meg reached over and pushed her chin up so that her mouth closed and patted her friend on the head.
“Dude,” Jackson began once again, “who are those chicks?”
Kellan strained to look over at the two girls hidden behind newspapers as he scrambled onto his raft.. “I don’t know. They look kind of familiar though…”
“I know… they were in the elevator earlier, but it didn’t hit me ‘til just now…”
Rob, who was now about ten feet away due to where the diving board was positioned, shook his head, spraying water everywhere and then ran off the end of the diving board, his body arched in a perfect dive as he went into the water.
Courtney had the corner of her newspaper folded down, trying not to be obvious as she stared at him. She was failing miserably.
“Oh…my…GOD.” She was hyperventilating. “I think I just diiiiied…”
Meg tried to fan Courtney with one hand and keep the newspaper in front of her face with the other.
“BREATHE!” She said, flailing her arm around.
“I don’t remember how to breath! I need my puuump!”
Meg reached over and slapped Courtney, hard, across the face. Courtney stared at her, wide-eyed.
“SNAP OUT OF IT!” Meg ordered. “WE HAVE A MISSION TO ACCOMPLISH!”
Courtney nodded solemnly and then noticed that all three of the men were staring in their direction.
“Sit. Down.” Courtney said out of the corner of her mouth.
Meg looked around, not realizing she had leapt to her feet, and noticed the guys watching her with amused expressions.
“Oh…” she said, flushing bright red, “right…” She quickly sat down and the girls lifted the papers up to cover their faces. They were once again upside down.
Kellan yawned widely as he pushed himself and his raft over to their side of the pool. “Um, how are you guys reading…” he yawned again, “when they’re upside… down?”
The girls looked at their papers and then hurriedly, and very noisily, flipped them over.
Kellan suddenly began to snore loudly.
Both girls dropped their newspapers to look at him.
“Aw… he’s so cute when he sleeps…” Courtney cooed, her eyes widened suddenly. “OMG! MEG!” She whispered. “Did youuu…?”
Meg smiled broadly.
“EVIL GENIUS!” Courtney said, grinning as well.
Jackson suddenly started coughing and spluttering loudly, jumping up out of the water. “MAN!” He coughed some more. “I was trying to hold my breath!”
“Hahahaha,” Rob laughed. “You’re a bloody dork. I bet I can beat you!”
“Boys…” Courtney muttered under her breath.
“We need someone to be our judge!” Rob said excitedly. “Hey Kel!”
Kellan responded with a resounding snore.
“Is he asleep?” Jackson asked incredulously.
“Sounds like it…Damn… hmm…” He looked over at the girls. “Excuse me? Ladies? Would you mind being our judge?”
“ME?!” They asked in unison, pointing at themselves.
Rob laughed. “Sure…either one of you.”
Courtney stood up quickly.
“I’LL DO IT!” Meg bellowed, raising her hand up in the air.
Courtney sunk back down into her chair sulkily.
“Ok…GO!” Meg yelled and the boys went under. She turned to Courtney. “Now how are we supposed to get rid of ROB?”
“I don’t know…” Courtney stood up and her glasses fell off of her face. “Aw crap…”
But before she could retrieve them, Rob came up from under the water. His eyes traveled over to Courtney, something flashed in them. His eyes widened and he hurried over to the side of the pool and scrambled out, grabbing a towel and rushing out toward the elevator doors.
Jackson was still under the water, flailing his arms about to keep himself under longer.
“Huh… well that was easy,” Meg said.
Courtney made a sad face and reached her hand out. “Come baaacckkk!”
“COURTNEY!” Meg said, snapping her fingers in front of her face. “ Jackson is the main objective tonight. Focus woman.”
Courtney sniffed loudly. “Ok.”
Jackson finally surfaced, sucking in a deep breath. “HA!” He shouted triumphantly but looked around confused when he noticed Rob was gone.
The girls stared at him.
“…Where’d Rob go?” Jackson asked.
“He…um… he had to pee!” Meg said loudly.
“Oh…well…” He looked around and Courtney grabbed her sunglasses while his head was turned and chucked them rather obviously into the pool.
“Oh. Dear. Me.” She said putting a hand to her face in mock distress. “I. Seem. To. Have. Dropped. My. Sunglasses. What. Ever. Shall. I. Do?”
“Um, I’ll get them…I guess…” Jackson volunteered.
“Would you?!” Courtney squealed. “That would be GRAND!”
Meg raised an eyebrow at her friend.
Courtney grimaced and then shrugged.
Jackson dove below the water and Meg ran to the far wall.
“Tell me when!” She shouted.
“When what?” Courtney asked stupidly.
“When he gets down there!” Meg yelled frustrated.
“Um…ok…WHY?” Courtney looked confused.
“JUST DO IT!” Meg bellowed.
“OK! WHEN!” She said suddenly.
“What?” Meg asked in disbelief at her friend’s slowness. “When he gets down there, Courtney!”
“I said when!”
“I SWEAR, Courtney, I’m going to—.”
“HE’S DOWN THERE!” She screamed.
“OOOH!” Meg reached over and pulled on the life saver that was hanging from the wall.
Suddenly Jackson came flying up out of the water, trapped in a large net which went sailing up toward the ceiling.
“GENIUS!” Courtney hopped up and down, clapping her hands excitedly.
“It was your idea! Remember that one time when we were—.” Meg started to prattle back.
“Excuse me? I hate to interrupt but… WTF AM I DOING UP HERE?” Jackson bellowed, scrambling around in the net.
Kellan’s raft bumped the edge near Courtney’s feet and he started snoring even more loudly, his mouth now hanging open. She looked down at him, snickering.
“Shush!” Meg told Jackson .
“YEAH? SHUSH?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LISTEN TO YOU?” He yelled even louder, his voice echoing off of the walls.
Courtney quickly removed her shoe and hummed it at Jackson . It smacked him in the head and then dropped into the water, floating toward Kellan, who suddenly woke himself up with a loud snore.
“Wha…?” He looked around.
Courtney took off her other shoe and conked him in the head with it.
Meg snickered. “Note to self: buy Courtney new shoes…”
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The sound of laughter reached their ears and Meg let go of the life preserver in panic, dropping Jackson back into the water with a huge splash. They stop and listened for anymore noise, their muscles tightening. When they heard none they relaxed with audible sighs.
“CULLEN DOWN!” Courtney screamed with a laugh pointing at the water.
Meg suddenly snickered. “IT’S RAINING MEN, HALLELUUUUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN, AAAAMEN!” She sang loudly.
Courtney started doing the robot, moving her body awkwardly to the sound of Meg’s voice.
Rob suddenly walked in and looked around. Meg stopped singing abruptly and then leaned against the wall nonchalantly, whistling loudly. Courtney froze mid-pose.
“IT IS YOU!” He said loudly.
“HIGGITY BIGGITY BOO!” Meg cackled.
Rob stared at her and raised one eyebrow. “Is that supposed to scare me?!”
“HI ROB!” Courtney giggled waving idiotically, a wide grin across her face.
Rob’s eyes widened and he sprinted from the room.
“WTF?!” Courtney said, poking her bottom lip out in a pout. Meg cracked up using the wall for support to hold her as she laughed. Courtney glared at her.
A bubbled suddenly popped on the surface of the pool and the girls’ quickly looked at one another.
“OMG! JACK!” They yelled together.
“PULL HIM UP! PULL HIM UUUUPPP!” Courtney screamed.
“HELP ME!” Meg grabbed the rope and pulled.
Courtney started to run over but slipped and slid the entire way on her stomach.
Meg stared. “That was AWESOME!”
“OMG! I KNOW!” Courtney said, climbing back up. Both girls laughed and smacked each other a high five.
Another bubbled popped across the surface of the water.
“OMG!” Meg pulled harder on the life preserver. Courtney grabbed the belt of Meg’s trench coat and the two of them leaned backward, pulling as hard as they could. They landed on their bottoms on the floor.
Jackson went flying back into the air, coughing and spluttering once again.
“WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!” He bellowed through the coughing.
“Our bad… you see, what happened was—” Courtney started to explain as they scrambled to stand. They accidentally released him as they staggered upward and he dropped back into the water.
“SH*T! Look what YOU did!” Courtney yelled.
“ME?! I’m not the only one standing here!” Meg yelled back.
The girls looked at each other.
“Well, go get him…” Courtney said gesturing at the water.
“ME?!” Meg said loudly.
“What are you, a parrot? Yes, you!” Courtney said as the water started to bubble.
“WHY CAN’T YOU GET HIM?!”
Courtney patted her afro. “Because I can’t get my hair wet…”
“FINE!” Meg stripped off her coat and dove into the water.
Courtney leaned against the wall casually and pulled out a pick, fluffing her hair.
Meg struggled for a moment to pull a flailing Jackson to the surface.
“KICK YOUR LEGS!” Courtney called to her.
“HELP!” Meg spluttered.
“Get OFF me!” Jackson yelled.
“I CAN’T! He’s TOO heavy!” Meg was still struggling as the very conscious Jackson was trying to swim in the opposite direction.
“AWW… HOLY HOT DIRTY HOES!” Courtney yelled in frustration.
As Meg drug Jackson forward she crashed into Kellan’s float and it tipped, sending him into the water.
“OMG! KELLAN!” Courtney threw off her coat and jumped in after him.
“COURTNEY!” Meg yelled, inhaling a mouthful of water.
“JUST DO THIS!” Courtney grabbed the shoe floating nearby and whacked Jackson across the head with it. He immediately went slack in Meg’s arms..
Courtney grabbed him under the elbows and drug him over to the stairs then went back for Kellan who she towed into the shallow end.
“Kellan?” She checked to see if he was breathing.
“JUST LEAVE HIM!” Meg said as she pulled Jackson out of the water.
“OK!”
Kellan’s eyes fluttered open and he stared at the girl hovering over him.
“KELLAN!” Courtney said excitedly.
“Whaa…?” He groaned.
Courtney bent over and kissed him full on the mouth.
“GAWDAMMIT COURTNEY!” Meg swore, dropping Jackson.
“HUH?! SORRY!” She slapped Kellan across the face and then released him into the water. He was still gaping stupidly.
Courtney glared as she swam over and then sloshed out. “What?! I couldn’t just let him drown…”
“Yeah, well, you didn’t have to make out with him either!” Meg accused.
“PFFFFTTT! What’s done is done! Come on!” She grabbed Jackson and the two of them heaved him onto the nearest lounge chair. “DUDE! WTF?! Why are they all so HEAVY?”
“I don’t—. WAIT! Did you hear that?” Meg asked, looking around.
“Hear what?” Courtney asked, confused.
“Someone’s coming! HIDE!” Meg instructed.
“HIDE WHERE?!” Courtney asked, looking around. She spotted a very skimpy potted plant in one corner and darted over and stuffed herself behind it.
Meg grabbed one of the discarded newspapers, opened it to a random page and draped it over Jackson’s face, then ran over and joined Courtney. They huddled together breathing so heavily that the plastic leaves rustled loudly.
The door opened and a blind man with a walking stick came tapping in. He poked Jackson with his stick and then stepped over him, exiting out the far door.
Courtney glared at Meg through the leaves.
“WHAT?! How was I supposed to know he was blind?” She asked.
“COME ON!” Courtney said, running back over to Jackson .
Both of them grabbed the back end of the chair and began dragging it toward the door. It scraped and squeaked along. One of Jackson’s arms dropped and his hands began dragging along the tile as well.
“Are you going to leave that newspaper there?” Courtney asked as they pulled.
“Yes! It makes him less… conspicuous!”
Courtney stared at Meg like she was an idiot. She looked away. “WAIT!” She ran over and picked up one of the trench coats and covered Jackson with it. “There!”
Meg shrugged and they both resumed pulling the chair and dragged it out into the lobby, which was filled with people. All of them, those sitting and those milling about, stared as the two sopping wet girls pulled the lounge chair across the carpet.
“We’ll bring it back, I promise!” Meg called to the speechless clerks at the front desk.
They tried to push the chair through the revolving doors but it got stuck. Even more people were stopping to stare at them.
“Sh*t!” Courtney cursed. “Um…um…”
“I got it! Help me lift him up!” Meg said, grabbing one arm.
Courtney took a hold of the other and pulled him upward.
“Quick! Put him on my back!” Meg said, backing up and slinging one of his arms over her shoulder.
“Really?!” Courtney asked.
“We have to get him out SOMEHOW!” Meg yelled.
“Ok…” Courtney lifted him with a series of grunts. “So.” Grunt. “Effing.” Grunt. “Heavy.” She finally slung him onto her back.
Jackson’s arms went around Meg’s shoulders.
A college kid standing nearby with a video camera was recording the whole thing. “Dude!” He said to his buddy. “I’m putting this on YouTube!”
“The EFF you are!” Courtney bellowed, grabbing the camera and stuffing it down her shirt. She punched the kid in the throat and he fell to the floor, curling up into a ball and sobbing.
“Did you just punch that guy in the throat?” Meg asked, staring at Courtney.
“Yes! Punk ass…” She mumbled as they started toward the revolving doors.
Nikki and Kristen walked in as they were trying to get out and the girls stopped, staring through the glass panels at them.
“Aw hell…” Meg muttered.
“QUICK MEG! RUN!” Courtney yelled.
“HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT? HE IS EFFING HEAVY COURTNEY!” Meg staggered outside.
Nikki looked up at that moment and saw them.
Meg grinned and waved.
“YOUUU!” Nikki screamed, pointing at Courtney. She ran back into the revolving doors and the girls went around in circles for a few minutes, getting nowhere.
Courtney suddenly tripped and fell, crashing into one of the plexi-glass doors and stopping the rotation. Nikki crashed into another pane and fell out onto the sidewalk next to Meg.
“Courtney! Get up!” Meg yelled frantically.
Courtney climbed to her feet swaying slightly and then pushed the doors around, climbing over Nikki. The two of them staggered across the parking lot.
“Damn,” Courtney said suddenly, falling over into the grass.
“GREAT!” Meg panted.
Courtney climbed to her feet unsteadily and then staggered over to Meg’s side. “Sorry…” She doubled over, sucking in air.
Kristen walked out and helped Nikki to her feet. The actresses started in their direction.
Suddenly the music of NSYNC filled their ears. “YOU’RE ALL I EVER WANTED…YOU’RE ALL I EVER NEEDED, YEAH…”
Meg swore and dropped Jackson onto Courtney as she fumbled in her pocket for her phone. The two of them collapsed in a heap on the pavement.
“Hello?” Meg answered.
“You brought your PHONE?” Courtney bellowed.
“What?! No, Mom … MOM! I’M ON A STAKEOUT!” Meg shouted into her phone.
Courtney rolled her eyes and pushed Jackson aside.
“What?” Meg continued to speak with her mother. “I can’t hear you!”
Courtney grabbed Meg’s phone from her and stuffed it down her shirt with the camera. She turned and noticed Kristen and Nikki as they began sprinting in their direction.
“WE GOTTA GO!” Courtney pointed in the girls’ direction. “Where’s the car?!”
Meg looked around and let out a string of profanities. “It’s back over there…”
“Past Nikki and Kristen?!” Courtney asked, pointing once again in their direction. “Son of a monkey’s nutsack!”
“Come on, we can take ‘em!” Meg said, dancing around a little.
“But I’m TIRED! And I’m HUNGRY! And I think I have to PEE!” Courtney whined.
“Yeah, well SUCK it UP! I had to pee the WHOLE time I was wrapped in that bubble wrap!” Meg snapped.
Courtney took a deep breath. “Ok!” She put up her hands, crouching into a fighting stance.
“WTF do you girls think you’re doing?!” Kristen yelled.
Nikki ran toward her. “Yeah! WTF do you think you are doing?!”
Courtney braced herself as Nikki continued running, then squealed and ducked. Nikki went sprawling over her and crashed into the back end of a nearby Mercedes, setting off its alarm.
“YEAH! WHAT NOW?!” Courtney yelled victoriously throwing her hands up in the air, as she did Meg’s phone slipped from her shirt.
Meg quickly bent down to pick it up.
A tap on Courtney’s shoulder caused her to turn and she was smacked across the face. “Take that b*tch!!” Kristen mocked.
“COURTNEY, BEHIND YOU!” Meg looked up and warned too late.
“OWWIE!” Courtney whined as her hand flew up to cover her stinging cheek. “THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP!” She cried sarcastically, looking at a now scared Kristen.
“Sorry! I got distracted!” Meg apologized. She lunged and kicked Kristen in the back.
Courtney hopped quickly out of the way as Kristen went flying past her sprawling out over the ground. “Well… that was easy!”
“Yeah… it was. Well, she is a very tiny thing isn’t she?” Meg said cocking her head to the side and observing the two girls that were on the ground.
“Yeah she is. They both are. They need to eat.” Courtney said observing with her.
“HA! Yeah they do. Now let’s get the hell out of here!”
They both turned around at the same time to see that Jackson was now gone.
“WTF?!” Courtney shouted.
“WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST, MAN?!” Meg yelled, throwing her hands up in the air.
Courtney sighed. “Forget it! Let’s just go.”
“UGH,” Meg grumbled. “Let’s go to IHOP.”
“Ok… But try not to spill syrup on me AGAIN. You got it in my hair last time.”
“Fine…” Meg sighed with a roll of her eyes.
The girls continued to grumble while they climbed into the car, backed out, then drove away. Not even bothering to look behind them to see Jackson lying flat on his back in the parking space where they had just left.

Stay tuned for Entry 3: Weight For Me!!!!
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~Proud owner of HER VERY OWN EDWARD CULLEN~~And the wife of one Robert Thomas Pattinson!~

http://www.fanfiction.net/~veroniquec

oh goodness you girls are crazy. lolol maybe if you had ME with yall, you probably wouldnt fail as much. LMAOOO! and you wouldnt have to punch nikki and kristen in the face. lolol. probably maybe? lol.
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Twilight is DEF my fave! Very Happy

and I Love Edward Very Happy

The End.
Mommy of Mini Bella!
Pretty sure that mini Daniel Radcliffe is MINE. :]
mini Pete Wentz is also mine! >:]
Just started vlogging! check it out:
www.youtube.com/jesskuhlovesedward

omg, that is hallarious! i was cracking up when the blind man walked past. lmao.
Laughing

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12/9/07-read twilight.
edward cullen prefers brunettes!
breaking dawn will take your breath away.

miny johnny depp belongs to me *laughs evily
8/5/08-meet my idol!

Glad you girls enjoyed it!! The Kellan story is going up riiiiiiight NOW! cheers

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~Proud owner of HER VERY OWN EDWARD CULLEN~~And the wife of one Robert Thomas Pattinson!~

http://www.fanfiction.net/~veroniquec

Newborn Age : 31 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 33

OMG! Meg, I know she's your friend, but I totally want to steal Courtney. I think we're soul mates! There are many a butt I have wanted to grab in my time!

Plus, we both love orange.
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I am Queen of the Underworld!

HA! If you really want to steal Courtney, you should be asking me. ..............and Robert. LMAO!

Go ahead, man....take her. I have my hands full! *giggles*
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Proud mommy of mini-emmett!! Proud wife of Kellan Lutz ... http://www.fanfiction.net/~nesrine

I mean..uh...I'm uh...uh....holding a watermelon??
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Proud mommy of mini-emmett!! Proud wife of Kellan Lutz ... http://www.fanfiction.net/~nesrine

Hahahahaha... yeah right. If you're holding a watermelon then my dad is George Clooney... *snorts* Wink

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"I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich." -Jane, 27 Dresses

Proud wife of Jackson Rathbone

"Edward, I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture." -Bella, Eclipse

www.myspace.com/twilight_movie

YOUR DAD IS GEORGE CLOONEY?!?! What a Face

*cracks up*
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~Proud owner of HER VERY OWN EDWARD CULLEN~~And the wife of one Robert Thomas Pattinson!~

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Newborn Age : 31 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 33

*looks around that heavenly land*

*nods and wipes tear away*

Indeed we shall... Come on Nes and Meg, come join us! There are hot guys for all of us. My head might explode if I try to take on too many. lol! cheers

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~Proud owner of HER VERY OWN EDWARD CULLEN~~And the wife of one Robert Thomas Pattinson!~

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